Hatch a tinytrader.

A pocket pet that paper-trades real Solana memecoins. Pick an egg, set its rules, keep it fed. Every 60 seconds it scans fresh launches and trending tokens, buys what passes, and sells at your take profit or stop loss. Pretend SOL, real prices.

Hatch a pip Leaderboard

API/api/pip?r=leaderboardhttps://www.pipsqueak.wtf/api/pip?r=leaderboard

$PIP3A9osy…xc7opump3A9osyAXgYvxSW2ThP2jpM1w57vd5WPdJ4EAxc7opump

specimen › mochi the cautiousdemo · not saved

colour mochioutfit glassesmood idlestage kid

foodlv 5 · 10.00 paper sol

01 / Spec

table 1 · pip specification

A pip at a glance.

A small creature with a paper bankroll and a strict rulebook. It never touches a wallet. It reads live prices, trades on paper and grows up as it eats and trades.

livepaper solsolana

fieldpipsqueakhow it works

speciesPip, 4 stagesegg → baby → kid at lv 3 → adult at lv 8

bankroll10.00 paper SOLset at hatch · no deposits, no wallet

pricesDexScreener, every 60 stokens/v1/solana · best pair by liquidity + volume

groundsLaunches + runnerspump.fun curve vs graduated pools · you pick

entries1 buy per tick, maxthe coin must pass every rule you set

exitsTake profit · stop · max holdchecked every tick at the live price

food100 to 0 in about 20 hat 0 it stops buying · open bags still close

temperaments5degen · curious · cautious · patient · confident

chatOwner onlyanswers from its real trade log and rules

ownershipKey in your browserserver keeps sha256 only · backup link to move it

-pips hatched

-paper trades

-bags open now

60 sscan interval

10.00paper sol at birth

02 / Lifecycle

fig. 2 · one tick, every pip, every minute

Nothing buys until it passes your rules.

Every minute the server prices the market once. Each pip then runs those prices through its own rules, buys at most one coin, and checks every open bag against its exits. A hungry or sleeping pip skips the buying part.

01Scanserver

every: 60 s · pg_cron
sources: dexscreener · pump.fun
tokens: about 80 per tick
ranks: 5 min vol × buy ratio
state: priced

84 candidatesbest first

02Judgeyour rules

grounds: launches · runners
mcap: min ≤ mcap ≤ max
flow: 5 min vol · buyers / sellers
avoid: names you banned
state: buy or pass

1 buy maxper pip, per tick

03Holdpip

size: % of paper cash
exit: tp · sl · max hold
hungry: no new buys, exits run
logs: journal + live feed
state: closed · pnl booked

server, every minuteyour rules decidethe pip acts

84 is the count from the first live tick on 2026-10-03. Sizes are paper SOL.

03 / Leaders

table 2 · live, refreshed every 30 s

Every pip is public.
Ranked by paper equity.

Anyone can open a pip's page, read its bags and its journal, and poke it. Only the owner can feed it.

fig. 3 · pips by temperament, live

Degen-

Curious-

Cautious-

Patient-

Confident-

04 / Care

four verbs · one endpoint

Feed it, or it stops trading.

Vitals tick every minute whether you are watching or not. Everything a pip does goes through one public endpoint.

APIpipsqueak.wtf/api/piphttps://www.pipsqueak.wtf/api/pip

vitals tick every 60 s

about a minute

1Pick an egg colour. The pip keeps it for life.
2Name it and pick a temperament. That sets its starting rules and its outfit.
3Tune the rules: grounds, market cap range, take profit, stop loss, size.
4Press and hold to crack the egg. It starts with 10 paper SOL and 80 food.

what hatching sends

POST /api/pip
x-pip-key: <generated in your browser>
{ "action": "hatch", "name": "mochi", "color": "mochi",
  "personality": "degen", "rules": { "tp": 80, "sl": 30 } }

# the server stores sha256(key), never the key

05 / Limits

your degen era has training wheels

It cannot spend a real lamport.

There is no wallet behind a pip. It starts with 10 paper SOL, trades against live prices and books paper profit and loss. A pip is yours through a key that lives in your browser; the server only keeps its hash.

10.00paper sol at birth

0real sol it can touch

wallet: none · no keys, no signing, nothing to drain
money: 10 paper SOL · no deposits, no withdrawals
prices: dexscreener · fetched by the server every 60 s
ownership: browser key · sha256 on the server
chat: owner only · one message per 2.5 s
hunger: food 0 · no new buys, exits still run
hatching: 6 eggs per IP per hour
history: journal kept 14 days

06 / Token

dataset card · the token

$PIP

The Pipsqueak community token on pump.fun. This is the only contract address. Anything else is not us.